"Michael Jackson is the ultimate traffic accident. People can't take their eyes off him"
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The intent is diagnostic, almost transactional. Zucker is talking like a businessman who understands that modern fame isn’t sustained only by admiration; it’s sustained by spectacle, ambiguity, and the promise of new damage. Jackson becomes a "can’t-look-away" object, a ratings event, a perpetual breaking-news crawl. Subtext: the public isn’t merely victim to sensational coverage; the public is the market that demands it. The blame gets distributed widely enough that it feels like a neutral observation, not an indictment.
Context is everything here: Jackson’s image had long since become a tug-of-war between genius and tabloid mythology, with allegations and physical transformation turning his body and private life into public property. Zucker’s metaphor registers the era when celebrity coverage merged with hard news values and the entertainment division learned to speak in the language of inevitability: if people stare, you air it. That’s the cynicism hiding in the punchline: the system isn’t shocked by the wreck. It’s built to reroute traffic toward it.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Zucker, Jeff. (2026, January 16). Michael Jackson is the ultimate traffic accident. People can't take their eyes off him. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/michael-jackson-is-the-ultimate-traffic-accident-133433/
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Zucker, Jeff. "Michael Jackson is the ultimate traffic accident. People can't take their eyes off him." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/michael-jackson-is-the-ultimate-traffic-accident-133433/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Michael Jackson is the ultimate traffic accident. People can't take their eyes off him." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/michael-jackson-is-the-ultimate-traffic-accident-133433/. Accessed 7 Feb. 2026.


