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Motivation Quote by Mark Lawrenson

"Michael Owen isn't the tallest of lads, but his height more than makes up for that"

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Michael Owen isn’t the tallest of lads, but his height more than makes up for that: a sentence that lands like a clean finish and, on a second read, reveals itself as a glorious own goal. Mark Lawrenson, speaking from the cosy-but-cutthroat world of football punditry, is trying to do a familiar bit of broadcast work: praise a player while acknowledging an obvious physical “limitation.” The intent is generous, almost protective - Owen may be small, but he plays big.

Except the phrasing collapses under its own logic. “His height more than makes up for that” is a self-cancelling compliment, the kind you get when live commentary outruns the brain’s copy editor. That’s precisely why it became sticky. In the modern football media ecosystem, fans don’t just watch matches; they also watch the people talking about matches, hunting for verbal slip-ups with the same relish they reserve for a defensive error.

The subtext is about how pundits are expected to translate instinct into instant narrative: explain athletic excellence in ready-made templates (pace, work rate, “big heart”), even when the evidence doesn’t neatly fit. Owen, a striker whose game relied on acceleration and timing more than aerial dominance, didn’t need his height redeemed - but television language often insists on turning bodies into story problems that must be solved.

Lawrenson’s line endures because it’s harmless, absurd, and revealing. It captures the weird poetry of sports talk: confident, compressed, and sometimes unintentionally surreal.

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Lawrenson, Mark. (2026, January 17). Michael Owen isn't the tallest of lads, but his height more than makes up for that. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/michael-owen-isnt-the-tallest-of-lads-but-his-49461/

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Lawrenson, Mark. "Michael Owen isn't the tallest of lads, but his height more than makes up for that." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/michael-owen-isnt-the-tallest-of-lads-but-his-49461/.

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"Michael Owen isn't the tallest of lads, but his height more than makes up for that." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/michael-owen-isnt-the-tallest-of-lads-but-his-49461/. Accessed 7 Feb. 2026.

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Mark Lawrenson (born June 2, 1957) is a Athlete from England.

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