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"Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them"

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Pratchett’s joke lands like a polite cough that turns into a spit-take: “Mind you” poses as a gentle aside, then the sentence ambushes you with the idea that English itself is booby-trapped with Elizabethan dirty talk. The wit isn’t just in the punchline about “inadvertently mentioning at least three”; it’s in the implied conspiracy between history and language, where the past won’t stop leering through our supposedly modern diction.

The specific intent is double-edged. On the surface, it’s a nudge-nudge about Renaissance bawdiness and a reminder that Shakespeare’s era was linguistically feral, not the museum-piece “proper English” people like to invoke. Underneath, Pratchett is poking at prudishness and at the way we sanitize cultural heritage: we treat the Elizabethans as high art, then pretend the slang, the body, and the street-level comedy weren’t part of the same ecosystem.

It also slips in a quiet critique of who gets to define “modern English.” If your language is built from layers of metaphor, euphemism, and repurposed old words, purity becomes a fantasy. The line works because it turns etymology into farce: language isn’t a neutral tool; it’s a crowded attic of human impulses, including the sexual ones. Pratchett’s genial cynicism suggests that even when we try to speak cleanly, English remembers its own history better than we do - and it finds that memory hilarious.

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Prachett, Terry. (2026, January 16). Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/mind-you-the-elizabethans-had-so-many-words-for-103930/

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Prachett, Terry. "Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/mind-you-the-elizabethans-had-so-many-words-for-103930/.

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"Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/mind-you-the-elizabethans-had-so-many-words-for-103930/. Accessed 6 Feb. 2026.

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Terry Prachett (April 28, 1948 - March 12, 2015) was a Author from England.

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