"Minneapolis has two seasons: Road Removal and Snow Repair"
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The joke is local, but the subtext is widely legible: living in a harsh-climate city means your calendar is dictated less by holidays than by coping systems. Brust doesn’t say “it’s cold” or “the winters are long.” He points at the shared, weary intimacy residents have with public works - orange cones as state flowers, lane closures as community events, the annual faith that this time the patch will hold.
As a genre writer with a dry streak, Brust also sneaks in a world-building move: Minneapolis becomes a setting with its own rules, where the natural and the man-made are locked in a permanent negotiation. It’s affectionate complaint, the kind of line you only make about a place you’ve lived in long enough to stop pretending it’s temporary.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Brust, Steven. (2026, January 16). Minneapolis has two seasons: Road Removal and Snow Repair. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/minneapolis-has-two-seasons-road-removal-and-snow-84299/
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Brust, Steven. "Minneapolis has two seasons: Road Removal and Snow Repair." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/minneapolis-has-two-seasons-road-removal-and-snow-84299/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Minneapolis has two seasons: Road Removal and Snow Repair." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/minneapolis-has-two-seasons-road-removal-and-snow-84299/. Accessed 6 Feb. 2026.




