"Modern diplomats approach every problem with an open mouth"
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Goldberg’s jab lands because it flips the PR slogan of “open-minded diplomacy” into a visual gag: the “open mouth” is not curiosity, it’s appetite. Diplomacy becomes consumption - of airtime, of talking points, of someone else’s patience. The line is short, almost throwaway, but it carries the rhythm of an insider’s complaint: he’s seen rooms where the loudest voice is mistaken for the wisest, where process replaces purpose, where the performance of engagement substitutes for risk-taking.
As a statesman, Goldberg isn’t merely mocking bad manners. He’s warning about a professional deformation. Modern diplomacy, in his telling, is less the craft of listening and more the craft of perpetual statement-making. “Every problem” matters: not just crises, but the small negotiations where discipline and silence do most of the work. The subtext is that diplomats have begun to treat issues as stages, not puzzles, and to treat speech as action. That’s a particularly sharp critique in an era when diplomacy was increasingly mediated - by press conferences, televised moments, and the need to look “in control” even when control is thin.
Contextually, Goldberg moved between law, politics, and international forums (including the UN), places where words are currency and also camouflage. The quote suggests a weary recognition that diplomacy can become self-protective: if you’re always talking, you’re rarely pinned down. Silence commits; speech hedges. In eight words, he indicts a culture of strategic verbosity that mistakes noise for influence.
As a statesman, Goldberg isn’t merely mocking bad manners. He’s warning about a professional deformation. Modern diplomacy, in his telling, is less the craft of listening and more the craft of perpetual statement-making. “Every problem” matters: not just crises, but the small negotiations where discipline and silence do most of the work. The subtext is that diplomats have begun to treat issues as stages, not puzzles, and to treat speech as action. That’s a particularly sharp critique in an era when diplomacy was increasingly mediated - by press conferences, televised moments, and the need to look “in control” even when control is thin.
Contextually, Goldberg moved between law, politics, and international forums (including the UN), places where words are currency and also camouflage. The quote suggests a weary recognition that diplomacy can become self-protective: if you’re always talking, you’re rarely pinned down. Silence commits; speech hedges. In eight words, he indicts a culture of strategic verbosity that mistakes noise for influence.
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