"Mommy, why does daddy cuss the TV and call it Howard?"
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Domestic confusion is doing the heavy lifting here: a child can’t tell where the television ends and the man on it begins. That’s the gag, but it’s also Cosell’s stealth autobiography in one line. He wasn’t just a sportscaster people argued with; he became a household object, the sort of presence that turns up uninvited in living rooms and gets blamed for the mood of the night.
Cosell’s intent is to weaponize that ubiquity. By filtering the complaint through a kid, he makes the adult behavior look ridiculous without sounding self-pitying. The father “cusses the TV” because Cosell’s commentary had a way of feeling like an intrusion: too opinionated, too loud, too certain of its own importance. Calling the TV “Howard” is the perfect bit of cultural shorthand for how thoroughly personalities were fusing with the medium in late-20th-century America. Not “that announcer,” not “Cosell,” just Howard, like a relative you can’t uninvite.
The subtext is a dare: you can hate me, but you can’t stop watching. Cosell, trained as a lawyer, understood cross-examination and leverage; he built a broadcast persona that provoked, then thrived on the reaction. The quote also captures an early form of what we’d now call parasocial friction: the media figure as both entertainment and irritant, intimate enough to anger you in your own home. That’s not accidental. It’s brand.
Cosell’s intent is to weaponize that ubiquity. By filtering the complaint through a kid, he makes the adult behavior look ridiculous without sounding self-pitying. The father “cusses the TV” because Cosell’s commentary had a way of feeling like an intrusion: too opinionated, too loud, too certain of its own importance. Calling the TV “Howard” is the perfect bit of cultural shorthand for how thoroughly personalities were fusing with the medium in late-20th-century America. Not “that announcer,” not “Cosell,” just Howard, like a relative you can’t uninvite.
The subtext is a dare: you can hate me, but you can’t stop watching. Cosell, trained as a lawyer, understood cross-examination and leverage; he built a broadcast persona that provoked, then thrived on the reaction. The quote also captures an early form of what we’d now call parasocial friction: the media figure as both entertainment and irritant, intimate enough to anger you in your own home. That’s not accidental. It’s brand.
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