"Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be"
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Coward’s jab lands because it treats the world’s most over-revered face like a bad dinner party guest: not mysterious, not transcendent, just faintly unwell. It’s an aggressively modern way to puncture the museum hush around the Mona Lisa, swapping art-historical awe for the blunt diagnostic language of someone who’s spent a lifetime watching people perform composure. The smile everyone is trained to call “enigmatic” becomes, in his line, the tight-lipped management of nausea.
The intent is classic Coward: campy deflation as cultural criticism. By describing the painting in bodily terms, he drags Leonardo’s masterpiece down from the pedestal and back into the vulnerable, slightly embarrassing realm of human flesh. It’s also a sly comment on the labor of looking refined. Coward’s characters often survive social life by masking discomfort with polish; here, the Mona Lisa’s legendary serenity reads as an act that’s slipping.
Context matters. Coward is a playwright of manners who thrived on the brittle glamour of early-to-mid 20th-century high society, when “good taste” functioned like a passport and a weapon. He’s skeptical of institutions that tell you what to worship, especially when the worship itself becomes rote. The line needles not only the painting but the cult around it: the crowds, the solemnity, the obedient consensus that this is The Greatest. Coward doesn’t deny the picture’s power; he just insists its power might be stranger, meaner, and more physical than the postcards promise.
The intent is classic Coward: campy deflation as cultural criticism. By describing the painting in bodily terms, he drags Leonardo’s masterpiece down from the pedestal and back into the vulnerable, slightly embarrassing realm of human flesh. It’s also a sly comment on the labor of looking refined. Coward’s characters often survive social life by masking discomfort with polish; here, the Mona Lisa’s legendary serenity reads as an act that’s slipping.
Context matters. Coward is a playwright of manners who thrived on the brittle glamour of early-to-mid 20th-century high society, when “good taste” functioned like a passport and a weapon. He’s skeptical of institutions that tell you what to worship, especially when the worship itself becomes rote. The line needles not only the painting but the cult around it: the crowds, the solemnity, the obedient consensus that this is The Greatest. Coward doesn’t deny the picture’s power; he just insists its power might be stranger, meaner, and more physical than the postcards promise.
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