"Multitasking? I can't even do two things at once. I can't even do one thing at once"
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As an actress, Bonham Carter also knows how to weaponize timing and self-deprecation. The joke isn’t just “I’m scattered,” it’s “the expectation itself is absurd.” By exaggerating her incapacity, she undercuts the smugness that often comes with multitasking talk, the kind that implies you’re not trying hard enough if you’re overwhelmed. Her persona - eccentric, candid, unpolished in a way that reads as deliberate - gives the admission permission to be messy. It’s vulnerability with a wink.
The subtext is about attention as a dwindling resource, and about how people, especially women in public life, get measured by output: can you work, parent, perform, manage, smile, and answer emails while doing it? By declaring herself comically unfit for that standard, she reclaims the right to be limited. The punchline lands because it’s not laziness; it’s resistance disguised as a shrug.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Carter, Helena Bonham. (2026, January 15). Multitasking? I can't even do two things at once. I can't even do one thing at once. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/multitasking-i-cant-even-do-two-things-at-once-i-61795/
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Carter, Helena Bonham. "Multitasking? I can't even do two things at once. I can't even do one thing at once." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/multitasking-i-cant-even-do-two-things-at-once-i-61795/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Multitasking? I can't even do two things at once. I can't even do one thing at once." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/multitasking-i-cant-even-do-two-things-at-once-i-61795/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.






