"My buddies wanted to be firemen, farmers or policemen, something like that. Not me, I just wanted to steal people's money!"
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The subtext is a dare to the listener’s hypocrisy. In the early 1930s, banks weren’t neutral institutions; to many Americans wrecked by the Depression, they were the faceless machinery of loss. “Steal people’s money” sounds brutal, but it also echoes what plenty of people felt had been done to them - legally, politely, with paperwork. The joke smuggles in a grievance: if the system can take your future with a signature, why is the gunman the only one forced to pretend he’s doing something noble?
Context matters: Dillinger operated at the moment when mass media could turn a violent criminal into a folk antihero, especially one who seemed to target banks. His quip borrows the cadence of a childhood reminiscence, then detonates it. That collision - innocence framing cynicism - is the trick. It invites a laugh, then leaves you uneasy about what, exactly, you just found funny: theft, or the idea that respectable work can be its own kind of sanctioned robbery.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Dillinger, John. (2026, January 15). My buddies wanted to be firemen, farmers or policemen, something like that. Not me, I just wanted to steal people's money! FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/my-buddies-wanted-to-be-firemen-farmers-or-170782/
Chicago Style
Dillinger, John. "My buddies wanted to be firemen, farmers or policemen, something like that. Not me, I just wanted to steal people's money!" FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/my-buddies-wanted-to-be-firemen-farmers-or-170782/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"My buddies wanted to be firemen, farmers or policemen, something like that. Not me, I just wanted to steal people's money!" FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/my-buddies-wanted-to-be-firemen-farmers-or-170782/. Accessed 6 Feb. 2026.


