"My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters"
About this Quote
The intent is twofold. On the surface, it’s a crowd-pleasing gag designed to lower expectations and humanize the speaker: if things go wrong, he already told you the world is messy. Underneath, it functions as preemptive absolution. By treating failure as an almost comic inevitability, Johnson reframes accountability as fate, not decision-making.
Context matters because Johnson’s brand has long depended on performative buoyancy - the tousled-hair classicist who treats governing like an after-dinner speech. That persona thrives in moments of upheaval (Brexit, pandemic-era politics) where confident narrative often outruns competent administration. The line’s sly brilliance is that it acknowledges chaos without conceding culpability. It turns disaster into a renewable resource: not an indictment of leadership, but a stage for the next act.
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Johnson, Boris. (2026, January 15). My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/my-friends-as-i-have-discovered-myself-there-are-123299/
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Johnson, Boris. "My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/my-friends-as-i-have-discovered-myself-there-are-123299/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/my-friends-as-i-have-discovered-myself-there-are-123299/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.





