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My husband and I didnt sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact
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"My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact"

- Roseanne Barr

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This quote by Roseanne Barr is a humorous way of revealing the commitment and commitment that she and her spouse have to their marital relationship. By stating that they signed a mutual suicide pact, she is implying that they are so dedicated to each other that they would rather die than be apart. This is a funny method of expressing the strength of their bond and the lengths they want to go to in order to remain together. It is likewise a tip that marriage is a major dedication and ought to not be ignored. The quote is a pointer that marital relationship is a long-lasting dedication and needs to not be taken lightly.

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USA Flag This quote is written / told by Roseanne Barr somewhere between November 3, 1952 and today. She was a famous Actress from USA. The author also have 16 other quotes.

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