"My kitchen linoleum is so black and shiny that I waltz while I wait for the kettle to boil. This pleasure is for the old who live alone"
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“This pleasure is for the old who live alone” lands with a quietly barbed specificity. It’s not nostalgia and it’s not self-pity; it’s a claim about how time changes the scale of satisfaction. When you’re older and unaccompanied, you become both the household’s labor and its entertainment. The chore doesn’t disappear, but it can be alchemized into ritual. That’s the subtext: independence isn’t just paying your bills and keeping your appointments; it’s inventing small, almost mischievous reasons to feel buoyant in a day that could otherwise flatten out.
Scott-Maxwell, writing out of a 20th-century tradition of lucid, unsentimental self-observation, is also signaling class and gendered history without belaboring it. Linoleum is practical, not precious; the shine is earned, not purchased. The waltz is a comic exaggeration that dignifies the body - still capable of play - even as it acknowledges the quietness around it. The pleasure is private, but it’s not small. It’s a form of agency.
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| Topic | Aging |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Scott-Maxwell, Florida. (2026, January 16). My kitchen linoleum is so black and shiny that I waltz while I wait for the kettle to boil. This pleasure is for the old who live alone. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/my-kitchen-linoleum-is-so-black-and-shiny-that-i-90800/
Chicago Style
Scott-Maxwell, Florida. "My kitchen linoleum is so black and shiny that I waltz while I wait for the kettle to boil. This pleasure is for the old who live alone." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/my-kitchen-linoleum-is-so-black-and-shiny-that-i-90800/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"My kitchen linoleum is so black and shiny that I waltz while I wait for the kettle to boil. This pleasure is for the old who live alone." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/my-kitchen-linoleum-is-so-black-and-shiny-that-i-90800/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.








