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Daily Inspiration Quote by Woody Allen

"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else"

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Self-loathing as a punchline is Woody Allen's oldest special effect: a quick cut from ego to shame that lands like a rimshot. "My one regret in life is that I am not someone else" compresses an entire comic persona into a single, perversely tidy sentence. The setup pretends at gravitas - the "one regret" framing suggests a dignified, end-of-life accounting. The twist detonates that seriousness by choosing an impossible, childish desire: not to be better, not to do better, but to swap selves entirely. It's narcissism inverted into self-erasure, and the gag works because it keeps both impulses alive at once.

The subtext is less a confession than a strategy. Allen's neurotic everyman character survives by preemptively mocking himself, making the audience complicit: if he's already indicted himself, what can the world add? That mechanism, in his films, doubles as a kind of romantic camouflage. The insecure intellectual can still be the center of the story because his self-disgust reads as honesty, even charm. He doesn't ask for admiration; he asks for permission to be flawed.

Context complicates the laugh. Allen's brand of urbane, anxious self-critique fit a certain late-20th-century cultural mood: therapy talk, cosmopolitan guilt, the idea that sophistication includes hating yourself elegantly. Heard now, the line can feel less like modesty than control - a way of steering the narrative toward his interior turmoil and away from external judgments. The sentence is built to be quotable, but also to be insulating: if the persona is perpetually dissatisfied with itself, it can always claim it was never pretending to be a hero.

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TopicWitty One-Liners
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Verified source: Oxford Treasury of Sayings and Quotations (Susan Ratcliffe, 2011)ISBN: 9780199609123 · ID: IYOcAQAAQBAJ
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Allen, Woody. (2026, January 13). My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/my-one-regret-in-life-is-that-i-am-not-someone-34942/

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Allen, Woody. "My one regret in life is that I am not someone else." FixQuotes. January 13, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/my-one-regret-in-life-is-that-i-am-not-someone-34942/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else." FixQuotes, 13 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/my-one-regret-in-life-is-that-i-am-not-someone-34942/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.

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Woody Allen

Woody Allen (born December 1, 1935) is a Director from USA.

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