"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else"
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The subtext is less a confession than a strategy. Allen's neurotic everyman character survives by preemptively mocking himself, making the audience complicit: if he's already indicted himself, what can the world add? That mechanism, in his films, doubles as a kind of romantic camouflage. The insecure intellectual can still be the center of the story because his self-disgust reads as honesty, even charm. He doesn't ask for admiration; he asks for permission to be flawed.
Context complicates the laugh. Allen's brand of urbane, anxious self-critique fit a certain late-20th-century cultural mood: therapy talk, cosmopolitan guilt, the idea that sophistication includes hating yourself elegantly. Heard now, the line can feel less like modesty than control - a way of steering the narrative toward his interior turmoil and away from external judgments. The sentence is built to be quotable, but also to be insulating: if the persona is perpetually dissatisfied with itself, it can always claim it was never pretending to be a hero.
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| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Verified source: Oxford Treasury of Sayings and Quotations (Susan Ratcliffe, 2011)ISBN: 9780199609123 · ID: IYOcAQAAQBAJ
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