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Love & Passion Quote by Erma Bombeck

"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint"

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Ironing gets framed as domestic virtue: crisp collars, orderly lives, a quiet little proof you’ve got things under control. Erma Bombeck detonates that myth with a deadpan ranking that’s so extreme it becomes instantly legible. Calling ironing her "second favorite" is already an eye-roll in sentence form; crowning it just behind self-inflicted unconsciousness turns the joke into an indictment. The laugh lands because the comparison isn’t random. It’s calibrated to expose how misery gets normalized when it’s labeled a duty.

Bombeck’s intent isn’t to shock for shock’s sake; it’s to give voice to the low-grade rage and fatigue that polite company asked women to swallow. The subtext is: if you want to know how enjoyable this work is, imagine choosing physical pain as recreation. Her exaggeration functions like a pressure valve. It converts complaint into comedy, which is exactly how she could tell the truth in an era when openly resenting housework was treated as a moral flaw rather than a rational response to unpaid labor.

Context matters: Bombeck wrote at the hinge of second-wave feminism, when the "happy homemaker" script was still aggressively marketed even as more women entered paid work. The gag lands as cultural critique because it treats domestic drudgery as not just boring, but absurdly overvalued. Ironing isn’t merely tedious; it’s a symbol of the endless, invisible maintenance women were expected to perform so the household could look effortless. The fainting line is the punchline and the thesis: sometimes the only escape from the chore is leaving consciousness entirely.

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Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck (February 21, 1927 - April 22, 1996) was a Journalist from USA.

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