"My ultimate vocation in life is to be an irritant"
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Costello’s “ultimate vocation” isn’t rock-star romance; it’s job description. Calling himself an “irritant” reframes artistry as a kind of productive abrasion: the musician not as comfort object, but as grit in the cultural machinery. It’s a line that rejects the modern expectation that performers be agreeable brands - emotionally available, socially fluent, endlessly “relatable.” Costello is staking out the opposite posture: the artist as someone who bothers you on purpose, because bothered is often the first stage of thinking.
The word “vocation” does sly work here. It borrows the moral gravity of a calling - priesthood, public service - and applies it to something petty-sounding. That mismatch is the point. Irritation is usually dismissed as a personality flaw or a consumer complaint; Costello treats it as method. It signals a commitment to dissent, to songwriting that needles hypocrisy, punctures sentimentality, and refuses to resolve into easy catharsis. His best work often lives in that uncomfortable register: catchy melodies carrying sharp, even accusatory perspectives, the sweetness functioning as the delivery system for the sting.
Context matters: Costello emerged in the late-70s, when punk and new wave weren’t just styles, they were attitudes toward complacency - in politics, in music industry bloat, in public language. The line also reads as preemptive self-defense. If you’re going to write songs that criticize desire, masculinity, class, or national myths, you will be called difficult. He turns “difficult” into destiny, claiming irritation as both ethic and aesthetic: stay sharp, stay suspicious, don’t let the audience off the hook.
The word “vocation” does sly work here. It borrows the moral gravity of a calling - priesthood, public service - and applies it to something petty-sounding. That mismatch is the point. Irritation is usually dismissed as a personality flaw or a consumer complaint; Costello treats it as method. It signals a commitment to dissent, to songwriting that needles hypocrisy, punctures sentimentality, and refuses to resolve into easy catharsis. His best work often lives in that uncomfortable register: catchy melodies carrying sharp, even accusatory perspectives, the sweetness functioning as the delivery system for the sting.
Context matters: Costello emerged in the late-70s, when punk and new wave weren’t just styles, they were attitudes toward complacency - in politics, in music industry bloat, in public language. The line also reads as preemptive self-defense. If you’re going to write songs that criticize desire, masculinity, class, or national myths, you will be called difficult. He turns “difficult” into destiny, claiming irritation as both ethic and aesthetic: stay sharp, stay suspicious, don’t let the audience off the hook.
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