"My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem"
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Rex Hunt’s entertainer’s instinct is to turn a private irritation into a public bit. The wife is cast as the straight man, delivering the devastating comparison; Hunt plays the sheepish protagonist who “thinks” he has a problem, even as the metaphor makes the verdict obvious. That little hedging word “think” is the punchline’s aftertaste: denial presented as humility. It’s a familiar comic posture, admitting fault while still trying to control the narrative.
There’s subtext, too, about masculinity and aging without announcing itself. Snoring is the kind of bodily failure that feels both banal and faintly alarming, a reminder that the body has its own opinions. By calling it “major,” he frames it like a serious issue, but the whale simile drains the dread and replaces it with social permission to laugh.
Culturally, it’s an entertainer’s way of making the unglamorous parts of partnership speakable. Not romance, not scandal: the nightly negotiations of sleep, patience, and tolerance, packaged into a single, ridiculous image.
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Hunt, Rex. (2026, January 17). My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/my-wife-says-im-making-a-noise-like-a-stranded-75190/
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Hunt, Rex. "My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/my-wife-says-im-making-a-noise-like-a-stranded-75190/.
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"My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/my-wife-says-im-making-a-noise-like-a-stranded-75190/. Accessed 17 Feb. 2026.








