"Name me an emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball"
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The context matters. Charles ruled at the moment gunpowder was rewriting Europe’s social contract. Cannons didn’t just break walls; they blurred the old, comforting hierarchy where nobles fought at a distance and peasants absorbed the consequences. A cannonball is the era’s great equalizer, indifferent to bloodline, indifferent to the medieval myth that sovereignty comes with a kind of divine insulation. So the quip functions as denial and reassurance at once: denial that technology can puncture the aura of monarchy; reassurance to courtiers that the cosmic order still holds.
The subtext is defensive. By invoking an absurd standard - find me the emperor who’s been literally struck - Charles implies that history itself validates his safety. It’s a logic built for people who need to believe in permanence while the ground shifts under their castles. The irony, of course, is that modern war increasingly makes the question less rhetorical. Cannons don’t care who you are, and that’s precisely what this joke is trying to outrun.
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