"Never face facts; if you do, you'll never get up in the morning"
About this Quote
The intent is comic self-defense. It’s a one-liner that turns “facts” into a bully and “getting up” into an act of defiance. The subtext is recognizably modern: you can’t metabolize every hard truth at full strength and still function. So we triage. We curate. We scroll past. The joke is that denial isn’t just a character flaw; it’s an informal survival strategy.
What makes it work is the exaggeration. “Never” is too absolute to believe, which signals you’re meant to hear the stress beneath it: the creeping sense that reality has become unmanageably heavy. It also flips the usual moral script. We’re told to face facts, be informed, be responsible - and Thomas punctures that sanctimony by admitting what many people practice privately: selective blindness as a form of self-care, or at least self-preservation.
Context matters, too. Thomas came up in an era when women in entertainment were expected to project cheerfulness on command. The line slyly echoes that pressure: getting up is part grit, part act, part refusal to let the “facts” win the day.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Thomas, Marlo. (2026, February 16). Never face facts; if you do, you'll never get up in the morning. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/never-face-facts-if-you-do-youll-never-get-up-in-115102/
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Thomas, Marlo. "Never face facts; if you do, you'll never get up in the morning." FixQuotes. February 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/never-face-facts-if-you-do-youll-never-get-up-in-115102/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Never face facts; if you do, you'll never get up in the morning." FixQuotes, 16 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/never-face-facts-if-you-do-youll-never-get-up-in-115102/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.










