"Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them"
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The jab works because it punches up and down at once. The trombone section has long carried a cultural stereotype inside the orchestra: loud, brassy, occasionally smug, often tasked with the musical equivalent of kicking down a door. Strauss, a master of colossal orchestral architecture, wrote passages where trombones embody fate, apocalypse, or moral judgment. He also knew how quickly that grandeur turns into blare. The line is less anti-trombone than anti-excess: a warning that power, once acknowledged, tends to overperform.
Context matters: Strauss came of age in late-Romantic maximalism and helped push it toward modernity. He relied on enormous brass forces, then joked about not feeding them. That's the cynicism of a craftsman who understands both psychology and acoustics: if you want a controlled explosion, you don't applaud the dynamite.
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| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Later attribution: Richard Strauss (Richard Strauss) modern compilation
Evidence: en misquoted as never look at the trombones youll only encourage them when durin Other candidates (1) Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Plunges Into Music (Bathroom Readers' Institute, 2012) compilation95.0% ... Never look at the trombones . You'll only encourage them . " -Leif Segerstam -Richard Strauss " I can wait . " —A... |
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"Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them." FixQuotes, 13 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/never-look-at-the-trombones-youll-only-encourage-119001/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.





