"Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back"
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The specific intent is practical on its face: don’t hand over your clothes without making your expectations explicit. Yet the subtext is pure Lebowitz: other people will misunderstand you, not out of malice, but because no one is listening closely, no one is accountable, and everyone is performing a role. The valet isn’t a villain; he’s a node in a machine where your needs are just one more tag on a hanger. If you want your life to remain yours, you have to narrate it in clear, almost comically literal terms.
Context matters: Lebowitz’s persona is the cranky New York realist, allergic to the polite fiction that “service” means personal attention. Hotels promise seamless comfort; she exposes the seam. The sentence is also a neat little parable about boundaries. Even in luxury spaces, you’re negotiating power. The punchline is that the most basic request - I want it back - now requires a preemptive disclaimer, like a contract clause slipped into small talk.
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Lebowitz, Fran. (2026, January 17). Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/never-relinquish-clothing-to-a-hotel-valet-35188/
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Lebowitz, Fran. "Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/never-relinquish-clothing-to-a-hotel-valet-35188/.
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"Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/never-relinquish-clothing-to-a-hotel-valet-35188/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.





