"Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you"
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The sting is in "evidence". Tree frames the humorless listener as a prosecutor, collecting your levity like fingerprints. A joke becomes proof of irresponsibility, disloyalty, or bad character, because humor depends on consent: the listener has to recognize exaggeration, irony, and the safe space of performance. Without that, wit looks like deceit. The subtext is social, not just personal. Power often lives with the literal-minded because literalism is easy to weaponize; it can be filed, repeated, and quoted back at you stripped of tone.
In Tree's world - late Victorian and Edwardian Britain, thick with propriety and class signaling - a misplaced quip could cost reputation, patronage, even employment. His advice doubles as backstage survival: know your audience, read the room, and remember that not everyone treats speech as art. Some treat it as ammunition.
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Tree, Herbert Beerbohm. (n.d.). Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/never-say-a-humorous-thing-to-a-man-who-does-not-109485/
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Tree, Herbert Beerbohm. "Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you." FixQuotes. Accessed February 3, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/never-say-a-humorous-thing-to-a-man-who-does-not-109485/.
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"Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/never-say-a-humorous-thing-to-a-man-who-does-not-109485/. Accessed 3 Feb. 2026.










