"Never thank anybody for anything, except a drink of water in the desert - and then make it brief"
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The desert image does the heavy lifting. It sets a brutally high bar for sincerity: thank someone only when the stakes are bodily, not reputational. Water in the desert isn’t hospitality; it’s salvation. Anything less is just etiquette theater, and Fowler has no patience for performances that invite obligation. Even then, “make it brief” is the sting. Don’t turn rescue into romance. Don’t narrate your humility. A long thank-you risks becoming another form of taking.
Subtextually, it’s a warning against the soft coercion of “niceness.” People do favors to be owed, and gratitude can be the receipt. Fowler’s cynicism doubles as a defense of professional independence: you can acknowledge help without surrendering agency. The quote’s punch comes from its austerity - an almost puritan ethic in a very un-puritan industry, where charm and indebtedness were often the same thing.
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Fowler, Gene. (2026, January 15). Never thank anybody for anything, except a drink of water in the desert - and then make it brief. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/never-thank-anybody-for-anything-except-a-drink-168880/
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Fowler, Gene. "Never thank anybody for anything, except a drink of water in the desert - and then make it brief." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/never-thank-anybody-for-anything-except-a-drink-168880/.
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"Never thank anybody for anything, except a drink of water in the desert - and then make it brief." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/never-thank-anybody-for-anything-except-a-drink-168880/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.








