"New York is not Mecca. It just smells like it"
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Neil Simon’s joke works because it punctures a very specific kind of coastal self-mythology: the idea that New York isn’t just a city but a pilgrimage site, a proving ground where talent gets certified and ambition becomes destiny. By invoking Mecca, he reaches for the highest possible metaphor of sacred center and then yanks it back down to street level with a single sensory detail: smell. Not aura, not light, not transcendence - odor. The punchline is physical, petty, unmistakably urban. New York’s “holiness” is inseparable from garbage bags, subway steam, and the human crush. If you want the metropolis, you take the stench.
The intent isn’t simply to insult the city. Simon is a New York lifer and a Broadway machine; he understands the city as both engine and irritant, the place that manufactures dreams and neuroses at the same rate. The subtext is affectionate skepticism: stop worshipping the idea of New York as a moral or artistic capital. It’s just a place where people hustle, complain, fall in love, fail publicly, try again, and step over yesterday’s leftovers to get to today’s opportunity.
Context matters, too. Simon’s comedy is built on demystification: romance becomes bickering, glamour becomes rent, “the big break” becomes indigestion. This line lands because it captures his signature worldview - reverence and cynicism in the same breath - and because New York, forever branding itself as exceptional, is uniquely vulnerable to being reminded it still has to take the trash out.
The intent isn’t simply to insult the city. Simon is a New York lifer and a Broadway machine; he understands the city as both engine and irritant, the place that manufactures dreams and neuroses at the same rate. The subtext is affectionate skepticism: stop worshipping the idea of New York as a moral or artistic capital. It’s just a place where people hustle, complain, fall in love, fail publicly, try again, and step over yesterday’s leftovers to get to today’s opportunity.
Context matters, too. Simon’s comedy is built on demystification: romance becomes bickering, glamour becomes rent, “the big break” becomes indigestion. This line lands because it captures his signature worldview - reverence and cynicism in the same breath - and because New York, forever branding itself as exceptional, is uniquely vulnerable to being reminded it still has to take the trash out.
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| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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