"No. Better research needed. Fire your research person. No fishnet stockings. Never. Not in this band!"
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The surface intent is quality control. “Better research needed. Fire your research person” isn’t just about getting a fact wrong, it’s about enforcing a culture where mistakes are expensive and embarrassment is fatal. KISS has always treated spectacle like an industry, not a vibe, and Simmons’ instinct is to professionalize everything: if the output fails, the system (and the worker) gets replaced.
Then he pivots to wardrobe: “No fishnet stockings. Never. Not in this band.” That’s not prudishness, it’s gatekeeping the iconography. In a group whose look is basically corporate IP, clothing isn’t self-expression; it’s doctrine. Fishnets carry a set of associations - glam, burlesque, punk, gender play - that might dilute the particular KISS fantasy Simmons is protecting: hard-edged, macho, cartoonishly dominant. The repetition (“Never”) turns a style preference into a boundary line, a reminder that membership means surrendering personal taste to the brand.
Underneath the harshness is a weird kind of clarity: KISS isn’t a democracy, it’s a machine. Simmons’ voice makes sure everyone hears the gears.
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Simmons, Gene. (2026, February 19). No. Better research needed. Fire your research person. No fishnet stockings. Never. Not in this band! FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/no-better-research-needed-fire-your-research-55156/
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"No. Better research needed. Fire your research person. No fishnet stockings. Never. Not in this band!" FixQuotes, 19 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/no-better-research-needed-fire-your-research-55156/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.
