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Life & Wisdom Quote by H. L. Mencken

"No matter how long he lives, no man ever becomes as wise as the average woman of forty-eight"

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Mencken lands the punch by flattering women and insulting men in the same breath, then dares you to decide which provocation is the real point. The line is engineered as a skewed compliment: “the average woman of forty-eight” sounds empirically sober, almost sociological, while the claim itself is blatantly impossible to measure. That tension is the joke. Mencken wraps a sexist culture’s own assumptions in a paradox and lets them fight it out on the page.

The intent is less feminist uplift than Menckenian mischief: he’s baiting a society that sentimentalizes women as morally superior while reserving “wisdom” as a male credential. By picking forty-eight, he sidesteps youth-as-ornament and points to accumulated experience: a life lived through marriage markets, childrearing expectations, social punishments, and the daily labor of reading people. The subtext is that wisdom isn’t produced by grand theories or public authority; it’s produced by long exposure to consequences. Men, in Mencken’s telling, are allowed to stay juvenile because the world cushions them, and that cushioning becomes a kind of intellectual malnutrition.

Context matters: Mencken’s early 20th-century America is thick with boosterism, gender pieties, and male institutions congratulating themselves. He makes “average” do the dirty work, implying that even ordinary women - not saints, not geniuses - outpace men who have the whole culture arranged for their seriousness. It’s a compliment with teeth, and the teeth are aimed at male vanity.

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Mencken, H. L. (2026, January 14). No matter how long he lives, no man ever becomes as wise as the average woman of forty-eight. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/no-matter-how-long-he-lives-no-man-ever-becomes-34009/

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Mencken, H. L. "No matter how long he lives, no man ever becomes as wise as the average woman of forty-eight." FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/no-matter-how-long-he-lives-no-man-ever-becomes-34009/.

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"No matter how long he lives, no man ever becomes as wise as the average woman of forty-eight." FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/no-matter-how-long-he-lives-no-man-ever-becomes-34009/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.

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H. L. Mencken

H. L. Mencken (September 12, 1880 - January 29, 1956) was a Writer from USA.

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