Wit & Attitude Quote by Douglas Horton

The line lands like a pastoral mic drop: you are not a passive victim of other people’s chaos; you are, at least partly, the bouncer at your own mind. Horton’s “keys” metaphor is doing a lot of quiet work. It turns “driving us crazy” from something inflicted to something permitted, reframing emotional turmoil as an access issue. Someone can rattle the doorknob all day. The lock still belongs to you.

That’s classic clerical rhetoric with a modern self-help aftertaste: moral agency translated into everyday language. Coming from a clergyman, it’s less about blame and more about spiritual sovereignty. Horton isn’t denying harm or conflict; he’s warning against outsourcing your inner life. The subtext is a call to conscience: your reactions are not just reflexes, they’re choices with ethical weight. If you “give them the keys,” you’ve made an idol out of their opinion, granted them jurisdiction they didn’t earn.

The phrasing is also slyly preventative. It short-circuits the intoxicating drama of righteous anger by asking a sharper question: why does this person have that kind of access? In mid-20th-century America, with anxiety about conformity, authority, and “nerves” in the cultural air, Horton’s line reads as a compact defense of interior freedom. It’s not a slogan for emotional numbness; it’s a boundary-setting theology: protect the mind the way you’d protect a home, because what gets let in doesn’t just visit - it rearranges the furniture.