"No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech"
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Hubbard was a Midwestern journalist and humorist writing in an era when mass media was standardizing ideals of femininity and charm. His comparison is doing double duty. On one hand, it flatters women by relocating “handsome” from biology to something more earned: presence, warmth, intelligence, the unphotographable stuff. On the other, it carries the period’s paternalistic tone: the male columnist appointing himself referee of what “counts” as beauty and wit, with women as the exhibit.
The subtext is a jab at performance without substance. Speech is just the delivery system; wit requires judgment, restraint, and a sense of other people. Features are just raw materials; attractiveness depends on expression, demeanor, and the social electricity between observer and observed. Hubbard’s word choice matters: “force of features” implies brute mechanics, as if a face could bully its way into beauty. He resists that crude calculus, arguing that the qualities we envy are never purely physical or purely verbal. They’re relational: they happen in the space between a person and the room they’re in.
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Hubbard, Kin. (2026, January 17). No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/no-woman-can-be-handsome-by-the-force-of-features-35456/
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Hubbard, Kin. "No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/no-woman-can-be-handsome-by-the-force-of-features-35456/.
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"No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/no-woman-can-be-handsome-by-the-force-of-features-35456/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.









