"Nobody gets any guarantees"
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Nobody gets any guarantees is the kind of line politicians reach for when they want austerity to sound like wisdom. John Engler, a hard-nosed, business-friendly Republican who built his brand on trimming government and preaching personal responsibility, delivers it as a verbal shrug: life is risk, the state is not your insurer, adjust your expectations.
The intent is practical and disciplinary at once. On the surface, it’s a reminder that outcomes can’t be promised in economics, education, health, or public policy. Underneath, it’s a boundary marker: don’t come to government asking for certainty, security, or entitlement. The phrase “nobody” does a lot of work. It universalizes vulnerability so it doesn’t read as targeted cruelty, even when it’s used to justify cuts, deregulation, or the denial of specific protections. If everyone is equally without guarantees, then unequal fallout can be framed as unfortunate rather than unjust.
It’s also a subtle preemption. By asserting that guarantees are impossible, Engler can sidestep responsibility for results: if a policy fails, the failure is folded into the natural order of unpredictability. That rhetorical move swaps accountability for realism.
Context matters because Engler’s era of governance leaned into market logic. Markets don’t guarantee outcomes; they price risk. So the line doubles as an ideological credo: uncertainty isn’t a problem to be solved collectively, it’s a condition citizens should absorb individually. In eight words, it turns the social contract into a terms-of-service agreement.
The intent is practical and disciplinary at once. On the surface, it’s a reminder that outcomes can’t be promised in economics, education, health, or public policy. Underneath, it’s a boundary marker: don’t come to government asking for certainty, security, or entitlement. The phrase “nobody” does a lot of work. It universalizes vulnerability so it doesn’t read as targeted cruelty, even when it’s used to justify cuts, deregulation, or the denial of specific protections. If everyone is equally without guarantees, then unequal fallout can be framed as unfortunate rather than unjust.
It’s also a subtle preemption. By asserting that guarantees are impossible, Engler can sidestep responsibility for results: if a policy fails, the failure is folded into the natural order of unpredictability. That rhetorical move swaps accountability for realism.
Context matters because Engler’s era of governance leaned into market logic. Markets don’t guarantee outcomes; they price risk. So the line doubles as an ideological credo: uncertainty isn’t a problem to be solved collectively, it’s a condition citizens should absorb individually. In eight words, it turns the social contract into a terms-of-service agreement.
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