"Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"
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The joke lands because it weaponizes a familiar workplace stereotype: the engineer as compulsive tinkerer, unable to leave “good enough” alone. Scott Adams, writing from the Dilbert-era trench of corporate life, isn’t really talking about engineering so much as the friction between two value systems that collide in every meeting room. “Normal people” prize stability and risk avoidance; “engineers” prize possibility, optimization, and the seductive clarity of technical improvement. The punchline flips prudence into complacency and curiosity into pathology, letting both sides feel momentarily seen and slightly indicted.
The phrasing matters. “Normal people” is bait, a loaded category that instantly frames engineers as outsiders with their own logic, almost their own species. Then “features” shows up as the tell: not “solutions,” not “fixes,” but the product-world fetish object that can justify endless cycles of change. Adams is poking at feature creep, but he’s also satirizing management culture that rewards visible novelty over invisible reliability. If the incentive structure celebrates shipping something “new,” engineers will learn to interpret “not broken” as wasted potential.
Contextually, this is classic Dilbert: a comic universe where rational work is constantly hijacked by status games, misaligned metrics, and the urge to meddle. The subtext is less “engineers are annoying” than “organizations can’t tell the difference between improvement and motion.” The line survives because modern tech culture still treats restraint as a bug, not a feature.
The phrasing matters. “Normal people” is bait, a loaded category that instantly frames engineers as outsiders with their own logic, almost their own species. Then “features” shows up as the tell: not “solutions,” not “fixes,” but the product-world fetish object that can justify endless cycles of change. Adams is poking at feature creep, but he’s also satirizing management culture that rewards visible novelty over invisible reliability. If the incentive structure celebrates shipping something “new,” engineers will learn to interpret “not broken” as wasted potential.
Contextually, this is classic Dilbert: a comic universe where rational work is constantly hijacked by status games, misaligned metrics, and the urge to meddle. The subtext is less “engineers are annoying” than “organizations can’t tell the difference between improvement and motion.” The line survives because modern tech culture still treats restraint as a bug, not a feature.
Quote Details
| Topic | Engineer |
|---|---|
| Source | Unverified source: The Dilbert Principle (Scott Adams, 1996)
Evidence: Chapter 14 ("Engineers, Scientists, Programmers, and Other Odd People"). The quote appears as part of a longer passage describing engineers’ mindsets in Chapter 14. Multiple independent secondary references consistently point to The Dilbert Principle (1996) and specifically Chapter 14 as the orig... Other candidates (2) Humorous Wit (Djamel Ouis, 2020) compilation96.7% ... Scott Adams Normal people ... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't br... Scott Adams (Scott Adams) compilation34.2% believe if people believed in god they would live every minute of their lives in support of that belief rich people w... |
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