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Politics & Power Quote by Sarah Vowell

"Not that I want the current president killed. I will, for the record and for the FBI agent assigned to read this and make sure I mean no harm, clearly state that while I am obsessed with death, I am against it"

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Vowell turns the modern writer's most tedious reality into a punchline: the awareness that every sentence lives under surveillance, not necessarily by a person in a trench coat but by the ambient bureaucracy of threat assessment. The joke lands because it performs self-censorship in real time. She doesn't just disclaim; she stages the disclaimer as theater, dragging the imagined FBI reader onstage like an uncredited co-author.

The specific intent is twofold. First, she inoculates herself against the literal-mindedness of political panic by overcomplying with it. Second, she pivots from the taboo (presidential assassination) to her real subject: a morbid fascination with history's bloodier edges. "Obsessed with death" is the honest admission; "I am against it" is the mock-earnest moral stance that exposes how absurd it is to demand purity from curiosity. She's saying: I can stare at the dark stuff without wanting to do it.

The subtext is a critique of the post-violence, post-9/11 reflex to read intent into language, to treat interest as evidence. By specifying "for the record" and naming the FBI agent, Vowell caricatures how public speech gets preemptively lawyered, how humor must wear a bulletproof vest.

Contextually, this fits her brand: a civic-minded goth with a microphone, using irony to make American history feel lived-in rather than embalmed. The line doesn't soften the topic; it shows how we contort ourselves to talk about power, mortality, and politics without triggering the tripwires we've installed in our own discourse.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Vowell, Sarah. (2026, January 16). Not that I want the current president killed. I will, for the record and for the FBI agent assigned to read this and make sure I mean no harm, clearly state that while I am obsessed with death, I am against it. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/not-that-i-want-the-current-president-killed-i-130705/

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Vowell, Sarah. "Not that I want the current president killed. I will, for the record and for the FBI agent assigned to read this and make sure I mean no harm, clearly state that while I am obsessed with death, I am against it." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/not-that-i-want-the-current-president-killed-i-130705/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Not that I want the current president killed. I will, for the record and for the FBI agent assigned to read this and make sure I mean no harm, clearly state that while I am obsessed with death, I am against it." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/not-that-i-want-the-current-president-killed-i-130705/. Accessed 5 Feb. 2026.

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Sarah Vowell (born December 27, 1969) is a Author from USA.

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