"Not to like ice cream is to show oneself uninterested in food"
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Epstein’s line is a sly piece of culinary gatekeeping dressed up as common sense. It takes a small, even petty preference - ice cream, of all things - and turns it into a diagnostic test for one’s capacity for pleasure. The trick is the overreach: not liking a single food becomes evidence of being “uninterested in food” itself. That leap is the joke, and also the provocation. He’s betting most readers will feel the exaggeration, smirk, and then catch themselves wondering if there’s a grain of truth in it.
The intent is less to defend ice cream than to police a certain kind of joyless posture. “Uninterested” is the tell: Epstein isn’t accusing you of bad taste, but of a deeper indifference, a refusal to participate in one of the more harmless rituals of appetite. Ice cream functions as shorthand for the accessible, the unapologetically pleasurable, the thing you’re allowed to love without an argument. Saying you don’t like it can read, culturally, as performance - a flex of austerity, sophistication, or moralized health.
Context matters: Epstein writes in a tradition of urbane, cranky American essayists who use everyday objects as character sketches. Food, here, isn’t nutrition; it’s sociability, sensuality, a willingness to be delighted. The line works because it flatters the reader who enjoys ice cream (you’re normal, you’re alive) while teasing the holdouts as suspiciously ascetic. It’s witty precisely because it’s unfair.
The intent is less to defend ice cream than to police a certain kind of joyless posture. “Uninterested” is the tell: Epstein isn’t accusing you of bad taste, but of a deeper indifference, a refusal to participate in one of the more harmless rituals of appetite. Ice cream functions as shorthand for the accessible, the unapologetically pleasurable, the thing you’re allowed to love without an argument. Saying you don’t like it can read, culturally, as performance - a flex of austerity, sophistication, or moralized health.
Context matters: Epstein writes in a tradition of urbane, cranky American essayists who use everyday objects as character sketches. Food, here, isn’t nutrition; it’s sociability, sensuality, a willingness to be delighted. The line works because it flatters the reader who enjoys ice cream (you’re normal, you’re alive) while teasing the holdouts as suspiciously ascetic. It’s witty precisely because it’s unfair.
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