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"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion"

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Scott Adams is doing what a certain strain of late-20th-century American satire loves best: laundering a bleak worldview through a clean, office-friendly one-liner. The hook is the fake compliment to human uniqueness, quickly flipped into an indictment. "Nothing defines humans better" sets up a grand anthropology, then lands on "irrational things" with the snap of a punchline. The phrase "phenomenally unlikely payoffs" borrows the language of risk analysis and behavioral economics, a technocratic tone that makes the cynicism feel like common sense rather than a posture.

The triad matters. Lotteries are an easy target: mathematically indefensible, socially ubiquitous. Dating is the sly bridge, because it smuggles emotional life into the same bucket as scratch tickets. By the time he gets to religion, the reader has already nodded twice. It's a rhetorical con: agreement is gathered on the low-stakes examples, then cashed out on the controversial one. That structure signals intent less to explore belief than to puncture it, with plausible deniability: hey, I'm just noting incentives.

Subtext: people are not moved by truth but by jackpots, romantic or spiritual. Faith becomes a form of gambling; romance becomes a delusion with a cost-benefit spreadsheet; hope itself looks like a cognitive error. In context, it's very Adams: a Dilbert-era skepticism about institutions and sincerity, calibrated for the reader who wants to feel smarter than the crowd while admitting, with a wince, they buy tickets too.

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Adams, Scott. (2026, January 18). Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/nothing-defines-humans-better-than-their-15412/

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Adams, Scott. "Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/nothing-defines-humans-better-than-their-15412/.

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"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/nothing-defines-humans-better-than-their-15412/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Scott Adams (September 28, 1966 - January 13, 2026) was a Cartoonist from USA.

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