"Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense"
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George Ade, a playwright and celebrated Midwestern satirist of American manners, aims this line at the smug certainty people use to police what can and cannot happen. The phrasing is deceptively clinical: “improbable” sounds like math, “past tense” sounds like grammar. Ade’s trick is to make the laws of likelihood feel as flimsy as a sentence’s verb form. Once something has occurred, we retroactively grant it the authority of reality, no matter how ridiculous it seemed five minutes earlier. The joke lands because it exposes how often “impossible” is really shorthand for “inconvenient to imagine” or “not allowed in our story about ourselves.”
The subtext is a jab at American confidence culture: the banker’s certainty, the booster’s optimism, the moralist’s insistence that the world behaves. Ade wrote in an era obsessed with progress, spectacle, and sudden reversals of fortune (the churn of industrialization, the rise of mass entertainment, the public’s appetite for “it can’t happen here” surprises). His theater background matters: plays run on reversals, coincidences, and revelations that feel “improbable” right up until the curtain makes them irrevocable.
There’s a quiet cynicism in the mechanics. “Until it moves” implies probability doesn’t evolve through reasoned debate; it shuffles forward when events drag it. Ade is warning that disbelief is not a defense. History doesn’t ask permission before it conjugates.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Ade, George. (2026, January 18). Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/nothing-is-improbable-until-it-moves-into-past-12563/
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Ade, George. "Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/nothing-is-improbable-until-it-moves-into-past-12563/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/nothing-is-improbable-until-it-moves-into-past-12563/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.








