"Now, finally has the elevator arrived. The stairs was about to become a personal inferno"
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The phrasing is slightly off-kilter (“finally has,” “stairs was”), which reads less like polished literature than lived speech or a quick note - the kind of gripe you jot while annoyed, then laugh at once the crisis passes. It’s also a tiny performance of modernity. Elevators were still relatively new in the late 19th and early 20th centuries, symbols of cities getting faster, taller, more mechanized. Zorn’s impatience suggests a mindset already rewired by that promise: once you’ve tasted effortless ascent, the stairs feel like punishment, not exercise.
“Personal inferno” is cheeky but revealing. It’s not hell; it’s his hell, customized to temperament and circumstance. The subtext is entitlement tempered by self-awareness: he knows he’s being dramatic, and he leans into it. That’s why it works. In two sentences he sketches a caricature of the modern subject - spoiled by convenience, theatrically miserable without it, and secretly delighted to narrate the misery as art.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Zorn, Anders. (2026, January 15). Now, finally has the elevator arrived. The stairs was about to become a personal inferno. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/now-finally-has-the-elevator-arrived-the-stairs-108631/
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Zorn, Anders. "Now, finally has the elevator arrived. The stairs was about to become a personal inferno." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/now-finally-has-the-elevator-arrived-the-stairs-108631/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Now, finally has the elevator arrived. The stairs was about to become a personal inferno." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/now-finally-has-the-elevator-arrived-the-stairs-108631/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.






