"Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way-which isn't necessarily funny. I mean the lines aren't necessarily so funny to begin with"
About this Quote
Conway’s complaint lands like a perfectly timed deadpan: the joke isn’t just that modern productions are crowded, it’s that the crowd itself is the problem. By stacking numbers (12 directors, 15 producers, 30 writers), he turns a behind-the-scenes reality into a punch line about bureaucracy-as-comedy-killer. The exaggeration feels plausible enough to sting, which is why it works: you can hear the exasperation under the bit.
The subtext is an old performer’s defense of a vanishing craft. Conway came up in an era when sketch and sitcom comedy lived or died on rhythm, instinct, and the freedom to adjust in the moment. His best-known work thrived on looseness and surprise, not on committee-approved phrasing. So when he says writers want lines delivered “a certain way,” he’s really talking about control: the industry’s impulse to over-determine something that has to feel alive. Comedy, in his worldview, isn’t engineered; it’s discovered, often accidentally, in the space between a script and a performer.
His sharper jab is the last one: “the lines aren’t necessarily so funny to begin with.” That’s not just a dig at writing quality; it’s a critique of process. When too many stakeholders dilute risk, you don’t just lose edge - you lose clarity. The result is a product designed to offend no one, and therefore amuse no one, except maybe the people collecting producer credits.
The subtext is an old performer’s defense of a vanishing craft. Conway came up in an era when sketch and sitcom comedy lived or died on rhythm, instinct, and the freedom to adjust in the moment. His best-known work thrived on looseness and surprise, not on committee-approved phrasing. So when he says writers want lines delivered “a certain way,” he’s really talking about control: the industry’s impulse to over-determine something that has to feel alive. Comedy, in his worldview, isn’t engineered; it’s discovered, often accidentally, in the space between a script and a performer.
His sharper jab is the last one: “the lines aren’t necessarily so funny to begin with.” That’s not just a dig at writing quality; it’s a critique of process. When too many stakeholders dilute risk, you don’t just lose edge - you lose clarity. The result is a product designed to offend no one, and therefore amuse no one, except maybe the people collecting producer credits.
Quote Details
| Topic | Sarcastic |
|---|
More Quotes by Tim
Add to List





