"Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way, which isn't necessarily funny. I mean the lines aren't necessarily so funny to begin with"
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The subtext is an old performer’s defense of a vanishing craft. Conway came up in an era when sketch and sitcom comedy lived or died on rhythm, instinct, and the freedom to adjust in the moment. His best-known work thrived on looseness and surprise, not on committee-approved phrasing. So when he says writers want lines delivered “a certain way,” he’s really talking about control: the industry’s impulse to over-determine something that has to feel alive. Comedy, in his worldview, isn’t engineered; it’s discovered, often accidentally, in the space between a script and a performer.
His sharper jab is the last one: “the lines aren’t necessarily so funny to begin with.” That’s not just a dig at writing quality; it’s a critique of process. When too many stakeholders dilute risk, you don’t just lose edge - you lose clarity. The result is a product designed to offend no one, and therefore amuse no one, except maybe the people collecting producer credits.
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Conway, Tim. (2026, February 16). Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way, which isn't necessarily funny. I mean the lines aren't necessarily so funny to begin with. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/nowadays-they-have-12-directors-and-15-producers-121913/
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Conway, Tim. "Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way, which isn't necessarily funny. I mean the lines aren't necessarily so funny to begin with." FixQuotes. February 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/nowadays-they-have-12-directors-and-15-producers-121913/.
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"Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way, which isn't necessarily funny. I mean the lines aren't necessarily so funny to begin with." FixQuotes, 16 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/nowadays-they-have-12-directors-and-15-producers-121913/. Accessed 16 Feb. 2026.







