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Life & Wisdom Quote by Gertrude Stein

"Oh, I wish I were a miser; being a miser must be so occupying"

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Stein’s line is a tiny comedic grenade: it pretends to envy the miser not for money, but for the sheer busyness of obsession. “Occupying” is the tell. The conventional critique of miserliness is moral - stinginess as a failure of generosity. Stein sidesteps the sermon and aims at something more modern: the allure of having your attention monopolized by a single, solvable project. Hoarding becomes a kind of scheduling hack. If you’re a miser, you always know what you’re doing next.

The intent feels less like admiration than a sly diagnosis of psychic fatigue. Stein, who spent her life building aesthetic systems and social worlds in Paris, understood how exhausting freedom can be: the tyranny of choice, the constant demand to decide what matters. The miser’s pathology offers relief from that. His life is narrowed to counting, guarding, arranging. It’s grotesque, but it’s clean.

Subtextually, the wish lands as an artist’s joke about vocation. Writing is its own form of acquisitiveness - collecting words, scenes, repetitions, tiny differences. Stein’s famous insistence on repetition and attention (“a rose is a rose...”) parallels the miser’s ritual: revisiting, tallying, savoring possession. The line winks at the idea that creative work can resemble compulsion, just socially upgraded.

Context matters: early 20th-century modernism was obsessed with attention, fragmentation, and the pressures of modern life. Stein flips the era’s anxiety into a deadpan fantasy of total focus. The punchline isn’t that misers are enviable; it’s that in a world that keeps scattering you, even a bad fixation can look like peace.

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Gertrude Stein (February 3, 1874 - July 29, 1946) was a Author from USA.

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