"Oh man. If I had magic powers... I would hope that I would use them for good. I think I would. But I would do something pretty trivial like making traffic disappear"
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The line “I would hope that I would use them for good” is doing subtle work. Hope isn’t certainty; it’s a hedge. Stahl acknowledges the uncomfortable premise baked into every “what would you do with power?” question: power tests character more than it confirms it. He wants to believe he’d be benevolent, but he doesn’t pretend he’s immune to pettiness, convenience, or the seductive ease of solving problems by force.
Then he swerves into “something pretty trivial,” which reads like self-mockery but also a critique of what counts as “good.” Making traffic disappear is small in the cosmic register, yet it’s massively consequential in the human one: time returned, stress reduced, cities recalibrated, tempers cooled. The joke carries a quiet civic longing. In an era when hero narratives promise salvation through spectacle, Stahl’s fantasy is infrastructural. Not a cape, a clear lane.
As an actor, he’s also performing a kind of relatability that Hollywood often sells: the famous person insisting they’re just as trapped in the same gridlock as everyone else. The charm is that he doesn’t oversell it; he admits the temptation to keep miracles domestic.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Stahl, Nick. (2026, January 15). Oh man. If I had magic powers... I would hope that I would use them for good. I think I would. But I would do something pretty trivial like making traffic disappear. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/oh-man-if-i-had-magic-powers-i-would-hope-that-i-170743/
Chicago Style
Stahl, Nick. "Oh man. If I had magic powers... I would hope that I would use them for good. I think I would. But I would do something pretty trivial like making traffic disappear." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/oh-man-if-i-had-magic-powers-i-would-hope-that-i-170743/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Oh man. If I had magic powers... I would hope that I would use them for good. I think I would. But I would do something pretty trivial like making traffic disappear." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/oh-man-if-i-had-magic-powers-i-would-hope-that-i-170743/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.








