"On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy"
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The joke works because it’s structured like a truism (“you don’t walk around looking for...”), then swerves into specificity. “The cartoon guy” is intentionally vague, almost childish, as if the adult world can’t even name the role properly. That vagueness is the point: creative work often lives in the cracks of institutional guidance, and the guidance industry tends to steer students toward careers that can be measured, credentialed, and explained to parents in one sentence.
Under the humor is a mild indictment of how we teach aspiration. Career Day offers a catalog, not a map. Larson’s line suggests that if your future doesn’t fit the catalog, you’ll have to infer it from scraps: a doodle habit, a teacher who laughs, a newspaper you read too closely. It’s less “follow your dreams” than “notice what isn’t being offered.” For an artist whose whole brand is finding meaning in the absurd margins, that omission becomes both punchline and prophecy.
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"On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/on-career-day-in-high-school-you-dont-walk-around-67691/. Accessed 9 Feb. 2026.



