"On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job"
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The specific intent is motivational, but via disarming honesty. By making himself the butt of the joke, Holtz lowers defenses. He’s not asking players to sacrifice for an abstract institution; he’s asking them to recognize the simplest cause-and-effect in sports: win, and everyone eats. Lose, and the coach goes first. That self-deprecating edge also functions as a power move. It frames every drill, meeting, and Saturday hit as participation in a shared crisis management plan - one that just happens to align perfectly with the team’s goals.
The subtext is transactional: “I will take the heat, but you have to produce.” It also quietly reminds players of the stakes that extend beyond pride - scholarships, playing time, future contracts - without moralizing. Context matters: Holtz coached in an era (and sport) where job security is perpetually on probation, where a season can swing on injuries, a bad bounce, or a booster revolt. The line acknowledges that volatility, then weaponizes it into cohesion. The humor isn’t just garnish; it’s the adhesive.
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Holtz, Lou. (2026, January 17). On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/on-this-team-were-all-united-in-a-common-goal-to-29460/
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Holtz, Lou. "On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/on-this-team-were-all-united-in-a-common-goal-to-29460/.
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"On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/on-this-team-were-all-united-in-a-common-goal-to-29460/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.







