"Once you get rid of integrity, the rest is a piece of cake"
About this Quote
The genius is the phrase “piece of cake,” that breezy, domestic idiom of effortlessness. Hagman collapses the epic language of ethics into something you’d say about finishing chores. The subtext is that integrity isn’t a halo; it’s friction. It’s the hard part of life precisely because it demands consistency when nobody’s watching and costs you when everyone is.
Context matters: Hagman came up in an industry built on reinvention, image management, and transactional relationships - a place where charm can substitute for character and where the line between performance and sincerity is constantly negotiated. The quote doesn’t romanticize corruption; it exposes its seduction. If you’re wondering why bad behavior can look so smooth, Hagman offers the simplest explanation: it’s smooth because it’s been oiled by abandoning the very thing that makes life harder, slower, and worth trusting.
Quote Details
| Topic | Honesty & Integrity |
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| Source | Help us find the source |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Hagman, Larry. (2026, February 16). Once you get rid of integrity, the rest is a piece of cake. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/once-you-get-rid-of-integrity-the-rest-is-a-piece-63420/
Chicago Style
Hagman, Larry. "Once you get rid of integrity, the rest is a piece of cake." FixQuotes. February 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/once-you-get-rid-of-integrity-the-rest-is-a-piece-63420/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Once you get rid of integrity, the rest is a piece of cake." FixQuotes, 16 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/once-you-get-rid-of-integrity-the-rest-is-a-piece-63420/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.




