"Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake"
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Once you strip out integrity, everything else really does get easier. That’s the poisonous joke Larry Hagman is landing here: not a self-help tip, a backstage confession about how success can be greased by moral shortcuts. Coming from an actor best known for playing J.R. Ewing on Dallas - television’s swaggering avatar of corporate amorality - the line reads like character and performer winking at each other. It’s funny because it’s true in a way we’d rather not admit: principles are inconvenient. They slow you down. They force you to take losses you could avoid with a well-timed lie, a quiet betrayal, a convenient silence.
The genius is the phrase “piece of cake,” that breezy, domestic idiom of effortlessness. Hagman collapses the epic language of ethics into something you’d say about finishing chores. The subtext is that integrity isn’t a halo; it’s friction. It’s the hard part of life precisely because it demands consistency when nobody’s watching and costs you when everyone is.
Context matters: Hagman came up in an industry built on reinvention, image management, and transactional relationships - a place where charm can substitute for character and where the line between performance and sincerity is constantly negotiated. The quote doesn’t romanticize corruption; it exposes its seduction. If you’re wondering why bad behavior can look so smooth, Hagman offers the simplest explanation: it’s smooth because it’s been oiled by abandoning the very thing that makes life harder, slower, and worth trusting.
The genius is the phrase “piece of cake,” that breezy, domestic idiom of effortlessness. Hagman collapses the epic language of ethics into something you’d say about finishing chores. The subtext is that integrity isn’t a halo; it’s friction. It’s the hard part of life precisely because it demands consistency when nobody’s watching and costs you when everyone is.
Context matters: Hagman came up in an industry built on reinvention, image management, and transactional relationships - a place where charm can substitute for character and where the line between performance and sincerity is constantly negotiated. The quote doesn’t romanticize corruption; it exposes its seduction. If you’re wondering why bad behavior can look so smooth, Hagman offers the simplest explanation: it’s smooth because it’s been oiled by abandoning the very thing that makes life harder, slower, and worth trusting.
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| Topic | Honesty & Integrity |
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