"One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President"
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The phrasing is doing heavy work. “You better learn” has the snapped, Texas-schoolmaster edge Johnson used to bend rooms to his will. “If you want to be in politics” makes it sound like basic training: there are rules, some unwritten, and the penalty for missing them isn’t embarrassment, it’s exclusion. Then comes the kicker: “never… beat the President.” Not “don’t show him up,” not “be discreet.” Beat him. The bluntness implies the act itself is a political offense, a public micro-coup.
Context matters: Johnson was famous for the “Johnson treatment,” that intimate, pressurized intimidation that collapsed personal space and blurred the line between charm and coercion. Golf, like cocktail hours and backroom meetings, was a theater for that style of power. The subtext is transactional and faintly comic: even leisure is rigged to protect the top man’s myth. In Johnson’s Washington, you don’t just respect the office - you actively participate in its illusion of invincibility, even if it means missing a putt on purpose.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | Wikiquote — Lyndon B. Johnson page: records the quote (similar wording) "One thing you learn in politics: you never go out on a golf course and beat the President." (no primary source/date given) |
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Johnson, Lyndon B. (2026, January 15). One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/one-lesson-you-better-learn-if-you-want-to-be-in-8747/
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Johnson, Lyndon B. "One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/one-lesson-you-better-learn-if-you-want-to-be-in-8747/.
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"One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/one-lesson-you-better-learn-if-you-want-to-be-in-8747/. Accessed 22 Feb. 2026.






