"One of the skills I had to learn and become proficient in is kissing a man. I had never kissed a man. Will Smith did it in his movies, so did Jake Gyllenhaal, and I figured it was my time. So it was me and Steve Carell - fantastic"
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The name-checking is the tell. Will Smith and Jake Gyllenhaal aren’t random; they’re cultural permission slips. Johnson cites two A-list, conventionally masculine stars who already crossed that line publicly and survived it, even gained cultural capital for range. He positions himself in that lineage, signaling, I’m not being edgy; I’m being current. It’s a subtle acknowledgment of how Hollywood polices masculinity while pretending it doesn’t.
Then he lands the punchline: "So it was me and Steve Carell - fantastic". Carell, associated with comedy and awkward sweetness, deflates the anxiety that might cling to the setup. The joke isn’t that kissing a man is absurd; the joke is that we still treat it as a career milestone worth narrating. Johnson lets the audience laugh, but he also rehearses a new normal: male intimacy on screen as just another scene, another day at work, another skill mastered by the most bankable body in American entertainment.
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Johnson, Dwayne. (2026, January 17). One of the skills I had to learn and become proficient in is kissing a man. I had never kissed a man. Will Smith did it in his movies, so did Jake Gyllenhaal, and I figured it was my time. So it was me and Steve Carell - fantastic. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/one-of-the-skills-i-had-to-learn-and-become-52696/
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Johnson, Dwayne. "One of the skills I had to learn and become proficient in is kissing a man. I had never kissed a man. Will Smith did it in his movies, so did Jake Gyllenhaal, and I figured it was my time. So it was me and Steve Carell - fantastic." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/one-of-the-skills-i-had-to-learn-and-become-52696/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"One of the skills I had to learn and become proficient in is kissing a man. I had never kissed a man. Will Smith did it in his movies, so did Jake Gyllenhaal, and I figured it was my time. So it was me and Steve Carell - fantastic." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/one-of-the-skills-i-had-to-learn-and-become-52696/. Accessed 6 Feb. 2026.









