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Daily Inspiration Quote by Leonid I. Brezhnev

"One sits the whole day at the desk and appetite is standing next to me. "Away with you," I say. But Comrade Appetite does not budge from the spot"

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A Soviet boss complaining about snack cravings lands like an accidental parody of the system he ran. Brezhnev casts appetite as a stubborn party functionary - "Comrade Appetite" - and the joke is that this comrade is the one cadre who cannot be disciplined. The desk is both literal office furniture and a symbol of the late-Soviet governing style: rule by paperwork, meetings, and inertia, where life happens in queues and private workarounds while the official world insists everything is under control. Here, even the body refuses to obey the script.

The rhetorical move is slyly revealing. He tries to command hunger the way a general secretary commands a bureaucracy: "Away with you". But appetite "does not budge", echoing the famously immovable Brezhnev-era apparatus - resistant to reform, prone to ritual, allergic to change. In that sense, the line isn’t just a quaint diary note; it’s a miniature allegory of governance itself. The leader can issue directives all day long, but the forces that actually move people - desire, scarcity, fatigue, the quiet negotiations of daily survival - don’t respond to slogans.

Context sharpens the irony. Brezhnev presided over an age often summarized as stability sliding into stagnation: a political class aging at their desks while the social body developed its own cravings and pressures. The intimacy of "standing next to me" humanizes him, but it also exposes the limits of authority. The state can police speech, schedules, and borders; it can’t talk your metabolism into compliance.

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Brezhnev, Leonid I. (2026, January 16). One sits the whole day at the desk and appetite is standing next to me. "Away with you," I say. But Comrade Appetite does not budge from the spot. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/one-sits-the-whole-day-at-the-desk-and-appetite-120423/

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Brezhnev, Leonid I. "One sits the whole day at the desk and appetite is standing next to me. "Away with you," I say. But Comrade Appetite does not budge from the spot." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/one-sits-the-whole-day-at-the-desk-and-appetite-120423/.

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"One sits the whole day at the desk and appetite is standing next to me. "Away with you," I say. But Comrade Appetite does not budge from the spot." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/one-sits-the-whole-day-at-the-desk-and-appetite-120423/. Accessed 6 Feb. 2026.

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Leonid I. Brezhnev (December 19, 1906 - November 10, 1982) was a Statesman from Russia.

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