"One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth"
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Being a Cubs fan meant paying for heartbreak with the calm certainty of extra innings. Joe Garagiola’s line lands because it’s built like a joke you only tell after you’ve lived it: the “bank on” confidence isn’t about winning, it’s about duration. You weren’t purchasing hope; you were purchasing time. The bottom of the ninth becomes a darkly comic guarantee, a small consumer-rights perk attached to a product notorious for failing to deliver the bigger promise.
Garagiola, a ballplayer and broadcaster with a clubhouse storyteller’s timing, understands how sports suffering turns into identity. The Cubs’ long mythology of near-misses and curses trained fans to expect games to stay close, not because the team was reliably good, but because it was reliably complicated. Close games are suspenseful on paper; in practice, they’re a slow drip of dread. That’s the subtext: endurance as fandom’s true skill, loyalty redefined as a willingness to stick around for the late collapse or the improbable rally that keeps you emotionally leveraged.
Context matters: for much of the 20th century, Wrigley Field was both shrine and stage set, a place where tradition could masquerade as destiny. Garagiola’s humor flatters Cubs fans while also needling them. It suggests they’ve learned to rationalize the irrational, to turn a chronic lack of closure into a kind of premium experience. The bottom of the ninth isn’t just an inning; it’s the brand: even when the payoff isn’t joy, the drama is always on time.
Garagiola, a ballplayer and broadcaster with a clubhouse storyteller’s timing, understands how sports suffering turns into identity. The Cubs’ long mythology of near-misses and curses trained fans to expect games to stay close, not because the team was reliably good, but because it was reliably complicated. Close games are suspenseful on paper; in practice, they’re a slow drip of dread. That’s the subtext: endurance as fandom’s true skill, loyalty redefined as a willingness to stick around for the late collapse or the improbable rally that keeps you emotionally leveraged.
Context matters: for much of the 20th century, Wrigley Field was both shrine and stage set, a place where tradition could masquerade as destiny. Garagiola’s humor flatters Cubs fans while also needling them. It suggests they’ve learned to rationalize the irrational, to turn a chronic lack of closure into a kind of premium experience. The bottom of the ninth isn’t just an inning; it’s the brand: even when the payoff isn’t joy, the drama is always on time.
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