"Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is ever imposed in the interest of the children"
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Shaw treats parenting like a job you can bungle with lifelong consequences, then points out the absurdity: it is the one occupation practically everyone can enter without credentials, oversight, or a probation period. The line is engineered to sting because it borrows the cold, bureaucratic language of modern life - “profession,” “fitness,” “imposed” - and applies it to the warmest, most sentimental institution. That clash is the point. By refusing the cozy vocabulary of love and family, he forces readers to see parentage as public risk, not private charm.
The specific intent is reformist, but the delivery is pure Shaw: a paradox that makes common sense look negligent. He is not simply insulting parents; he is indicting a culture that regulates minor hazards while treating child-rearing as a sacred zone beyond scrutiny. “In the interest of the children” is the knife twist. It suggests the system’s priorities are inverted: adults get freedom and dignity, children get whatever happens to be home-cooked.
Context matters. Shaw wrote in a period obsessed with “social improvement” - public health, education, poverty, the early welfare state - and also, notoriously, the era’s flirtation with eugenics and technocratic planning. The quote lives in that tension: a humane concern for children’s welfare shadowed by the uncomfortable implication that society might be entitled to judge who should raise them.
The subtext is cynical and theatrical: we romanticize parenting precisely because admitting it requires competence would require accountability. Shaw’s wit isn’t decoration; it’s a lever, prying open a taboo with a single, unnervingly reasonable sentence.
The specific intent is reformist, but the delivery is pure Shaw: a paradox that makes common sense look negligent. He is not simply insulting parents; he is indicting a culture that regulates minor hazards while treating child-rearing as a sacred zone beyond scrutiny. “In the interest of the children” is the knife twist. It suggests the system’s priorities are inverted: adults get freedom and dignity, children get whatever happens to be home-cooked.
Context matters. Shaw wrote in a period obsessed with “social improvement” - public health, education, poverty, the early welfare state - and also, notoriously, the era’s flirtation with eugenics and technocratic planning. The quote lives in that tension: a humane concern for children’s welfare shadowed by the uncomfortable implication that society might be entitled to judge who should raise them.
The subtext is cynical and theatrical: we romanticize parenting precisely because admitting it requires competence would require accountability. Shaw’s wit isn’t decoration; it’s a lever, prying open a taboo with a single, unnervingly reasonable sentence.
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| Topic | Parenting |
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