"People go tanning because they like to feel tan. You feel more sexy when you're tan and I don't understand why you would tax on that, because you're making yourself feel more happy about yourself"
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A spray-tan populist argument, delivered with the blunt sincerity that made Nicole Polizzi a recession-era icon: don’t punish small, cheap ways people feel hot. On the surface, it’s a complaint about a tanning tax. Underneath, it’s a miniature manifesto for pleasure as self-care, and for beauty rituals as a kind of emotional infrastructure. The logic isn’t policy-wonked; it’s experiential. She doesn’t cite budgets or public health, she cites mood. The point is simple: if something makes you feel sexier, it makes you feel happier, and happiness should be off-limits to lawmakers.
That’s why the line “I don’t understand” lands as more than ditziness. It’s a rhetorical move: a refusal to accept the premises of the debate. The tax becomes not a revenue tool but a moral judgment, a scolding aimed at the aesthetics of a particular class and subculture. “People go tanning because they like to feel tan” is circular on purpose. Desire doesn’t need to justify itself in the language of experts.
The context matters. This kind of argument floated around the real tanning tax introduced under the Affordable Care Act, widely read as targeting a “Jersey Shore” stereotype: loud, visible, unabashedly manufactured. Polizzi’s quote turns that stereotype into a constituency. If confidence is being mass-produced in strip-mall salons, she’s saying, why should the state be the one to slap on a surcharge?
That’s why the line “I don’t understand” lands as more than ditziness. It’s a rhetorical move: a refusal to accept the premises of the debate. The tax becomes not a revenue tool but a moral judgment, a scolding aimed at the aesthetics of a particular class and subculture. “People go tanning because they like to feel tan” is circular on purpose. Desire doesn’t need to justify itself in the language of experts.
The context matters. This kind of argument floated around the real tanning tax introduced under the Affordable Care Act, widely read as targeting a “Jersey Shore” stereotype: loud, visible, unabashedly manufactured. Polizzi’s quote turns that stereotype into a constituency. If confidence is being mass-produced in strip-mall salons, she’s saying, why should the state be the one to slap on a surcharge?
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| Topic | Self-Love |
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