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Happiness Quote by Jerome K. Jerome

"People who have tried it, tell me that a clear conscience makes you very happy and contented; but a full stomach does the business quite as well, and is cheaper, and more easily obtained"

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Jerome K. Jerome skewers Victorian moral earnestness with the lightest possible weapon: appetite. The line pretends to weigh two routes to happiness - ethical purity versus simple satiety - and then calmly sells out the soul for lunch. That mock practicality is the trick. A "clear conscience" is framed as secondhand information ("People who have tried it, tell me"), like a dubious health fad endorsed by smug acquaintances. By contrast, a "full stomach" is firsthand, measurable, and reliably available. Jerome isn’t arguing that morality is worthless; he’s puncturing the performative certainty of those who market virtue as a self-help product.

The subtext is class-conscious without announcing itself. Conscience-clearing requires leisure: time to cultivate moral refinement, money to offset the costs of being principled, social insulation from the messier compromises of survival. A full stomach is the blunt, material baseline that polite society prefers not to foreground. When Jerome says it is "cheaper, and more easily obtained", he’s forcing a comparison Victorian culture would rather keep separate: ethics as a luxury good, food as the common denominator.

The humor also carries a quiet indictment of moral absolutism. If contentment can be purchased by dinner as effectively as by righteousness, then the grand rhetoric of virtue starts to look like branding. Jerome’s intent is not to celebrate gluttony but to remind readers that human beings are bodies first, and that lofty moral talk often ignores that fact until it’s convenient.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Jerome, Jerome K. (2026, January 18). People who have tried it, tell me that a clear conscience makes you very happy and contented; but a full stomach does the business quite as well, and is cheaper, and more easily obtained. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/people-who-have-tried-it-tell-me-that-a-clear-23612/

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Jerome, Jerome K. "People who have tried it, tell me that a clear conscience makes you very happy and contented; but a full stomach does the business quite as well, and is cheaper, and more easily obtained." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/people-who-have-tried-it-tell-me-that-a-clear-23612/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"People who have tried it, tell me that a clear conscience makes you very happy and contented; but a full stomach does the business quite as well, and is cheaper, and more easily obtained." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/people-who-have-tried-it-tell-me-that-a-clear-23612/. Accessed 26 Mar. 2026.

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Jerome K. Jerome (May 2, 1859 - June 14, 1927) was a Author from England.

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