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"People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch"

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Nicholson’s line lands like a barroom slap: crude, funny, and strategically anti-literary. On the surface it’s a filthy insult aimed at “people who speak in metaphors,” but the real target is a certain kind of self-important, indirect talk - the genteel habit of dressing desire, anger, or power in pretty language. He doesn’t just reject metaphor; he proposes a degrading, servile task in its place. The joke is that he’s demanding literal, intimate labor from people who trade in figurative abstraction, forcing the “elevated” speaker down into the body.

That’s classic Nicholson as a screen persona: the charismatic brute who sees through performance and resents anyone trying to control the room with polish. The profanity isn’t decorative; it’s a rhetorical strategy. It asserts dominance by yanking the conversation out of the head and into the groin, where shame and hierarchy live. The line also winks at acting itself. Movies thrive on subtext, symbolism, metaphor - yet Nicholson, the actor, channels a character who wants everything plain, raw, and unmediated. That contradiction is the point: audiences love a figure who can accuse everyone else of bullshit while still being part of the bullshit-making machine.

Culturally, it plays like a late-20th-century sneer at “artsy” language, a populist aggression toward intellectuals and therapists and anyone who narrates life instead of living it. It’s not an argument against metaphor so much as a demand for honesty delivered in the least “honest” way possible: with maximal provocation.

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TopicWitty One-Liners
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Unverified source: As Good As It Gets (screenplay) (Jack Nicholson, 1997)
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"People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch." FixQuotes, 8 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/people-who-speak-in-metaphors-should-shampoo-my-35258/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.

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Jack Nicholson

Jack Nicholson (born April 22, 1937) is a Actor from USA.

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