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Life & Wisdom Quote by Ogden Nash

"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up"

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Nash lands the joke with the bluntness of a time clock: the world rewards posture, not perspiration. The line reads like a throwaway observation, but it’s really a miniature indictment of how modern economies sort human value. “Sitting down” isn’t just a physical position; it’s a proxy for status, paperwork, management, “knowledge work” - the kind of labor performed at a remove from the mess. “Standing up” evokes the retail clerk, the factory hand, the nurse, the waiter: bodies on display, time monitored, fatigue visible. Nash turns that visibility into the punchline. If your labor can be seen, it can be cheapened.

The specific intent is satirical compression: one sentence that mocks a moral logic America liked to tell itself in the mid-20th century - that pay tracks effort, that markets are meritocratic. Nash’s subtext is colder: compensation is often a badge granted by hierarchy, not a measurement of contribution. The line’s sneaky power comes from its simplicity; it forces the reader to supply the uncomfortable examples from daily life. Once you start listing them, the laughter curdles.

Context matters, too. Nash wrote in an era when office work was swelling alongside corporate bureaucracy, when “white-collar” began to mean not only different tasks but different dignity. The quote anticipates a now-familiar split: the people who keep systems running are frequently the ones least insulated from pain, least empowered to slow down, and least likely to be paid like the work matters. Nash doesn’t sermonize. He shrugs, and the shrug exposes the system.

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TopicWitty One-Liners
Source
Verified source: The Face Is Familiar (Ogden Nash, 1941)
Text match: 95.00%   Provider: Cross-Reference
Evidence:
You don't need to interpret tea leaves stuck in a cup To understand that people who work sitting down Get paid more than people who work standing up.. This line appears as part of Ogden Nash's poem "Will Consider Situation" (not as a standalone aphorism). Open Library provides bibliographic data for the 1941 Garden City Publishing Co. edition (publish date shown as Aug 27, 1941). I was able to verify the exact wording of the line via a secondary online transcription that cites the poem's appearance in The Face Is Familiar (1940/1941 depending on edition). However, I could not access a scanned page image from the 1941 volume in this browsing session to confirm an exact page number. WorldCat lists "Will consider situation" in the table of contents for the 1941 volume, which supports the attribution, but it does not supply page-level detail in the snippet I could retrieve.
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The Biteback Dictionary of Humorous Business Quotations (Fred Metcalf, 2014) compilation95.0%
... get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit . George Carlin , Brain Droppings ( 1997 ) People who work s...
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Nash, Ogden. (2026, February 11). People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/people-who-work-sitting-down-get-paid-more-than-29015/

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Nash, Ogden. "People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up." FixQuotes. February 11, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/people-who-work-sitting-down-get-paid-more-than-29015/.

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"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up." FixQuotes, 11 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/people-who-work-sitting-down-get-paid-more-than-29015/. Accessed 11 Feb. 2026.

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Ogden Nash

Ogden Nash (August 19, 1902 - May 19, 1971) was a Poet from USA.

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