"Perfection is such a nuisance that I often regret having cured myself of using tobacco"
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Zola’s line is a sly act of self-sabotage: he praises “perfection” by making it sound unbearable, the kind of virtue that turns daily life into a fussy inspection. Calling perfection “such a nuisance” flips the expected moral hierarchy. Health, discipline, self-mastery - all the respectable trophies of a well-run life - become irritants. Tobacco, the disreputable habit, is recast as a kind of relief: a sanctioned flaw, a small mess that keeps you human.
The joke works because it’s not really about cigarettes. It’s about the psychology of reform. “Cured myself” borrows the language of illness, then immediately treats the cure like a regret. Zola is puncturing the smugness of self-improvement, the way quitting a vice can quietly install a new vice: sanctimony, rigidity, a need to be exemplary. Perfection, in this framing, is less a goal than a social performance - the polished self who no longer has an excuse to be tired, distracted, or imperfect.
Context matters: Zola, the great naturalist, built novels out of heredity, environment, compulsion - people pushed around by appetites and systems. A writer that invested in grit and determinism would naturally mistrust the fantasy of cleanly “curing” oneself. The line reads like a wink from a man who knows that the modern world loves moral hygiene, and that a little smoke can function as protest: not against health, but against the unbearable demand to be flawlessly managed.
The joke works because it’s not really about cigarettes. It’s about the psychology of reform. “Cured myself” borrows the language of illness, then immediately treats the cure like a regret. Zola is puncturing the smugness of self-improvement, the way quitting a vice can quietly install a new vice: sanctimony, rigidity, a need to be exemplary. Perfection, in this framing, is less a goal than a social performance - the polished self who no longer has an excuse to be tired, distracted, or imperfect.
Context matters: Zola, the great naturalist, built novels out of heredity, environment, compulsion - people pushed around by appetites and systems. A writer that invested in grit and determinism would naturally mistrust the fantasy of cleanly “curing” oneself. The line reads like a wink from a man who knows that the modern world loves moral hygiene, and that a little smoke can function as protest: not against health, but against the unbearable demand to be flawlessly managed.
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